DauntedNot

THE SKY IS LEAKING! Oh God! Where is this water COMING from?!!? Will it hurt me? My poor family! What will become of us? Those doomsayers were RIGHT! This so called "rain" must be a sign of the coming 2012! The water is attacking my poor dry, brown plants! D:

Awright, story time! My parents payed for a ski trip for my birthday, and as a precaution, (a necessary one, knowing me.) they sent my sister as a chaperone. And it was great- A bunch of teens locked in a van for 18 hours, with nothing but pickle-flavored Pringles between them and plenty of soda. I learned so much in that environment: -I learned that democracy, despite what I've been raised to believe, is not foolproof. [As taught by the romance movie we were stuck watching because so many preteen girls in the back, who didn't plan on watching the movie in the first place, raised their hands just to ignore it.] -I learned that truckstop

Most people who wear cowboy hats in Texas are actually cowboys/girls. Living in Texas automatically makes you a cowboy/girl. Even if you live in the city, you are a cowboy/girl. Even if you don't like country music you are a cowboy/girl. Even if you have no rural accent, you are automatically a cowboy/girl. It's in the blood. It's in the Beef. It's in the terrifying habit of driving off of the road and onto the curb. It comes with the mortgage. --- This was my comment to { http://fav.me/d2uh8ds }. -To wear the hat is not to be a tool, but to hold all the tools in the palm of your hand, by the scruff of their nec